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[Woodside]

I had mine checked and I'm now officially a tight arse?

[AshimotoK0]

Think I have mentioned it before but this is the Gods honest truth. When I went to have mine 'checked' I was early at the hospital and this posh sod consultant told me to go in his room. He was really friendly to begin with e.g asking me how far I had traveled and did I find the place OK. I went along with it for a bit but it was all a bit confusing. Following that , he started asking me about my medical career etc. Then he realized I was a patient and not his interviewee for an SHO's job "Senior Heath Officer". it was like something out of a comedy sketch  .

[Woodside]

But did you get the job ash?

[MCTID]

Likewise - I sat through 10 minutes of a Job Interview at Chloride Electrical batteries in Swinton some years ago wondering why he was asking me so many 'daft questions' so I eventually queried if he was interviewing me for the job of a Quality Control Engineer? He looked a bit sheepish and said.....'No....I'm looking for a Production Engineer'.

Needless to say I didn't go back when asked A) because I had found another job and B) because I thought that if they could make such a cock up maybe I didn't want to work for them after all!

[royhall]

I have just found these laying around. Do you think Graham is hinting that my Nursing services are required? 

Jeez you guys are funny. Still laughing at that.

[AshimotoK0]

But did you get the job ash?

No he just kicked me out and never apologized to me when I eventually went in as his patient, didn't even mention it. He just kept banging on why I was on the NHS this time and not Private. He also tore a strip of me for trying to tell him some medical fact. Reckoned all his patients nowadays  either read 'Doring Kinnersley' books or Google  medical stuff and get the wrong info and then try to tell him how to do his job.

You all know Ashomoto ... anorak on all matters! 

[Nurse Julie]

I have just found these laying around. Do you think Graham is hinting that my Nursing services are required? 

Jeez you guys are funny. Still laughing at that.

I'm pleased your laughing Roy, Graham wasn't when I was chasing him around the house with the glove and grease saying I needed to update my skills