Socks - aaaaargh!

[Bryanj]

Buy them direct mate from

https://www.hj.co.uk/hj4-indestructible-fancy-marl-half-hose

And you is correct it was my dyslexic keyboard got it wrong----my story and i'm sticking to it

[MrDavo]

I have a pair of khaki socks  bought for me when I joined the Scouts in the early 1970's. Still in good nick I think they may be made of the same stuff as aeroplane black boxes.

I have a few singleton socks, kept in case their partner ever shows up. I have suggested that maybe I could donate them to a landmine charity, but the wife thinks that's sick.