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Offline hairygit

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Northeners!
« on: September 19, 2018, 04:52:07 PM »


A Mancunian and a Scouser walk into a bakery.
 The Scouser steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Mancunian , "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn't even see me."
 The Mancunian replied, "That's just simple thievery, I'll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results." The Mancunian then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says, "Sir, I want to show you a magic trick." The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick.
 The Mancunian asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked 2 more times and after eating them again the owner says, "Okay my friend, where's the magic trick?"
 The Mancunian then said, "Look in the Scousers pockets.

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Re: Northeners!
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2018, 07:17:22 PM »
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