An old cowboy told his grandson the secret of long life
''When you have your porridge in the morning , sprinkle a little gunpowder on it instead of sugar, that way you'll be like me and live a good long time !''
His grandson followed this advice and sure enough lived to the ripe old age of 97 !
When he died he left behind 6 children , 14 grandchildren , 27 great grandkids , and a bloody great hole in the wall at the crematorium