Many years ago i was driving a firms escort van to JCB to collect some new hydraulic breakers for the hire firm i worked for.
I was passed by a "posh" car with a JCB reg going at seed then about 5 miles later passed it parked in a ditch!
Many years ago in the Baltic sea a large bulk carrier went passed my small container ship. Not long after that people were laughing on our ships bridge, he had 'parked' on a sand bank or something, ran aground. I bet it wasn't the AA or RAC that rescued him.
By the way, the biggest Kawasaki I've been on was called the TT Camden which rounds a bit like a bike race, actually a 110,000 ton tanker.
Beat that!