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Offline Moorey

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Longevity
« on: June 02, 2019, 06:17:21 PM »
An old cowboy told his grandson the secret of long life
 ''When you have your porridge in the morning , sprinkle a little gunpowder on it instead of sugar, that way you'll be like me and live a good long time !''
 His grandson followed this advice and sure enough lived to the ripe old age of 97 !
 When he died he left behind 6 children , 14 grandchildren , 27 great grandkids , and a bloody great hole in the wall at the crematorium

 

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