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Offline Nurse Julie

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« on: August 15, 2019, 06:32:34 PM »
A man met a beautiful lady and decided he wanted to marry her right away...

She said, “But we don't know anything about each other”...

He said, “That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along”...

So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort...

One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 metre board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife...

After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel...

She said, “That was incredible!”...

He said, “I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along”...

So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths...

After seventy-five lengths she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath...

He said, “That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?”...

“No”, she said, “I was a prostitute in Liverpool but I worked both sides of the Mersey”...
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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2019, 10:18:20 PM »
Oh why didn't she just use the tunnel?  :o
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2019, 07:54:01 AM »
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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2019, 07:59:30 AM »
Oh why didn't she just use the tunnel?  :o
Could be interesting, most Scouse females I have ever met have mouths the size of the Mersey tunnel, but being a prostitute it may have been another part of her anatomy.

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Offline Nurse Julie

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2019, 08:27:05 AM »
Oh why didn't she just use the tunnel?  :o
Could be interesting, most Scouse females I have ever met have mouths the size of the Mersey tunnel, but being a prostitute it may have been another part of her anatomy.

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Re: Hidden talents
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2019, 12:34:53 AM »
Oh why didn't she just use the tunnel?  :o
Could be interesting, most Scouse females I have ever met have mouths the size of the Mersey tunnel, but being a prostitute it may have been another part of her anatomy.

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OK....I'm going to be absolutely honest! When I was a sailor on the good ship 'Armadale' in 1979 we stayed in Liverpool a few days and we had women of ill repute on board, they had put their trade to one side to join the party that lasted a few days. I woke up and found one in my bed and I do not remember being overwhelmed by cavernous anatomy!  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2019, 09:31:01 AM »
That's cause it had your wallet stuffed in it.  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2019, 01:03:03 PM »
Which explains why the Mersey runs through Liverpool because if it walked it would be mugged.

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