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Offline Moorey

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Some thing you just can’t explain
« on: August 31, 2019, 05:16:34 PM »
Somethings you just can't explain
A farmer was in a bar drinking and looking all depressed.
His friend asked him why he was looking depressed and all he kept saying was...."Some things you just can't explain....."Some things you just can't explain.

This morning I was outside milking a cow. As soon as the bucket was full the cow kicked it down with her left foot so I tied up her left foot to a pole.

I began to fill up the bucket again and she kicked it down with her right foot, so I tied her right foot to another pole too.

As soon as I finished milking the cow again she knocked down the bucket with her tail so I took off my belt and tied up her tail with my belt.

As I was tying up her tail, my pants dropped down to the ground, and just then my wife came out and well, trust me, some things you just can't explain."

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Re: Some thing you just can’t explain
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2019, 06:29:35 PM »
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Re: Some thing you just can’t explain
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2019, 07:53:29 PM »
I have it when that happens.
Where's that 10mm socket got to?

 

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