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SPEEDING!
« on: September 13, 2019, 04:19:18 PM »
A couple were driving along the M62. While the woman was behind the wheel, they were pulled over by the motorway police.
“Madam, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said. The woman, somewhat hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
“He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled. The policeman then asked, “May I see your licence?”
The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?” The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your licence!”
The woman then gave the officer her licence. “I see you are from Inmarsh,” the patrolman said.
“I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?” The old man replied ..........



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