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Talking Clock
« on: September 13, 2019, 04:32:50 PM »
After years of crashing on other people’s couches a guy gets his own flat.  After a week he invites his friends for a little housewarming party with a few liquid refreshments.
Later that night, all are already pretty drunk, when the host decides to give the rest a tour of the house.
There’s not too much furniture, just a load of empty bottles. Then they reach the bedroom, which contains an old mattress but also a beautiful Indonesian gong, quite in contrast with the rest of the interior.
Surprised, one of the guy’s friends asks: “What is that?”
“Well, it came with the house”, he says. “But I figured out that this is a talking clock.”
His mate looks surprised and asks how this ‘clock’ works. The guy then picks up a hammer and gives the gong an ear-shattering pound. “BOOOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGGGG.”
His friends look at each other, agreeing in silence that this guy has officially lost his mind.
But then they hear an angry voice on the other side of the wall scream: “What on earth are you doing you idiot ?! ...........



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