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Offline hairygit

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The Assassination attempt.
« on: September 17, 2019, 11:22:13 AM »
The President is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!"
This startles the would be assassin so much that he hesitates and as a result is captured.
Later, the secret service agent's supervisor takes him aside and asks, "What in hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?"
Blushing, the agent replies, "I got nervous. I meant to shout......

"Donald, duck!"
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Re: The Assassination attempt.
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2019, 10:14:18 AM »
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