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Offline Moorey

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Listening
« on: December 04, 2019, 03:01:26 PM »
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her
birthday. "I'd love to be ten again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up
bright and early and off they went to a local
theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride
in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop,
the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme
park, her head reeling and her stomach upside
down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where
her husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then
it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic,
a hot dog, popcorn, soda, and M&Ms. What a fabulous
adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly
asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten
again?"

One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my
dress size."

The moral of this story: Even when the man
is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.

Offline Nurse Julie

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Re: Listening
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2019, 03:07:32 PM »
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Offline taysidedragon

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Re: Listening
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2019, 04:56:49 PM »
😂😂
That's me every time.
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Offline hondarc166

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Re: Listening
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2019, 05:22:07 PM »
 :) :) :)

Offline SumpMagnet

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Re: Listening
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2019, 06:31:34 PM »
I don;t understand.....did he pick the wrong movie or something?
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Re: Listening
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2019, 09:04:57 PM »
My wife said No comment!!

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