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Offline Moorey

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Somethings a bit fishy about this
« on: March 11, 2020, 02:54:54 PM »
Two prawns were swimming around in the sea.
One called Justin and the other called Kristian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:

Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."
A large mysterious cod appeared and said. "Your wish is granted"
Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Kristian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn..
He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam to Kristian's home. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.
He banged on the door and shouted. "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Kristian replied. "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."
Justin cried back. "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.......
I've found Cod...I'm a Prawn again Kristian."

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Re: Somethings a bit fishy about this
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2020, 04:23:32 PM »
Class!

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Re: Somethings a bit fishy about this
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2020, 05:31:49 PM »
Reading that has given me a Haddock  :P
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Re: Somethings a bit fishy about this
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2020, 07:09:11 PM »
Reading that has given me a Haddock  :P

Are you sure its only a haddock and not a brain tuna you have. ;D

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Re: Somethings a bit fishy about this
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2020, 07:11:20 PM »
What a load of Pollocks. 🤣🤣
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Re: Somethings a bit fishy about this
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2020, 07:17:59 PM »
Another shaggy fish story.
Where's that 10mm socket got to?

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Re: Somethings a bit fishy about this
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2020, 09:52:08 PM »
Any more posts let Minnow
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