Dog,
This is going to be great I can spend time with you have my head stroked then my tummy tickled watch a box set on your lap sharing crisps lick your fingers and you won’t be late feeding me then we can go on walks together and not talk to anyone it will be just you and me spending lots of quality time together this is going to be so much fun.....
Cat,
What the #@%$, why are you still here.
