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Offline mike the bike

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« on: October 05, 2020, 11:06:56 AM »
PADDY'S LAST WILL!

Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:

"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."

"My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road."

"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."

"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."

The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..

"Property?”, his wife replies. “The fucker had a window cleaning round."
Where's that 10mm socket got to?

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Re: Will
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2020, 11:15:59 AM »
 ;D  Nice one !
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Offline Laverda Dave

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Re: Will
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2020, 12:22:02 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Offline adespin

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Re: Will
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2020, 05:45:59 PM »
 
 Didn't see that coming, nice one ;D ;D
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Offline Nurse Julie

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Re: Will
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2020, 05:51:59 PM »
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
LINK TO MY EBAY PAGE. As many of you know already, I give 10% discount and do post at cost to forum members if you PM me direct.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/julies9731/m.html?item=165142672569&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.m3561.l2562

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Offline Johnny4428

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Re: Will
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2020, 07:11:49 PM »
😂😂😂 nice one!
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