A man and his Wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist, "I’m in a rush, I have two friends sitting in my van waiting for us to go racing so forget about the anaesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!
We have to get scrutineered first and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, "These racers are tough”
So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his Wife and said,
"Open your mouth and show the dentist."
