So the taxi was motoring along fine when the passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder, he screamed, nearly wet himself, swerved across the road and stopped just inches short of a shop window. 'Heck, you're a bit jumpy mate' said the passenger, 'I only tapped you on the shoulder'
'Sorry, Sir, I'm quite new to this job and I've been driving a hearse for 20 years'
Ian
