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Downing street wall
« on: December 15, 2020, 07:49:32 AM »
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken wall at 10 Downing Street. One from London, another from Bristol and the third, Liverpool. They go with a government official to examine the wall.
The London contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. 'Well', he says, 'I figure the job will run about £900: £400 for materials, £400 for my crew and £100 profit for me.'
The Bristol contractor also does some measuring and figuring, and then says, I can do this job for £700: £300 for materials, £300 for my crew and £100 profit for me.'
The Liverpool contractor doesn't measure or figure but leans over to the Government official and whispers, "£2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?'
The Liverpool contractor whispers back, '£1000 for me, £1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Bristol to fix the wall.'
'Done!' replies the government official.
And that friends, ..... is how it all works.
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Re: Downing street wall
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2020, 08:30:37 AM »
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Re: Downing street wall
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2020, 08:36:53 AM »
Bit too close to the truth? :-\

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Re: Downing street wall
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2020, 09:56:04 AM »
Could substitute PPE etc and simple "mates" into that!
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Re: Downing street wall
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2020, 10:00:07 AM »
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Re: Downing street wall
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2020, 11:38:48 AM »
That's worryingly true
Where's that 10mm socket got to?

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Re: Downing street wall
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2020, 11:56:46 AM »
That would explain how we managed to spend billions to have such a world beating test and trace system.
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Re: Downing street wall
« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2020, 12:02:54 PM »
All too common, in a local council office, £47.50 to change a light bulb
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Re: Downing street wall
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2020, 12:36:59 AM »
I think it was Hackney council who said it takes £150.oo to take a hat of a statue.... :o
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Re: Downing street wall
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2020, 02:49:48 AM »
How much if that was for a risk assessment or some other red tape bullsh.t?
Where's that 10mm socket got to?

 

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