Global warming? - of course there's Global warming! I say 'Bring it on!' Then I can turn the heating right down and save the Planet for Greta. It's going to be a wonderful place for her - lots of pretty butterflies and birds but no food for humans.
Have you heard those sea-level rise predictions? With the Earth's surface covered by 80% water has anyone calculated the volume of water needed to produce this rise? There is certainly not enough in the ice caps, so these scientists are going to have to import it or manufacture it.
So that's my rant for the day!
Ian