Dad joke

[McCabe-Thiele (Ted)]

Needs to be obv for me Roo?

[Laverdaroo]

Well if I said ‘two elephants fall off a cliff… thud, thud’. It wouldn’t work!


Tumbleweed………


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[McCabe-Thiele (Ted)]

Well if I said ‘two elephants fall off a cliff… thud, thud’. It wouldn’t work!


Tumbleweed………


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It's the Gammon bit Roo.🤔🤔🤔

[new oldun]

how bad do these jokes have to get before a moderator is called in? 

[Athame57]

Its a trick! Two elephants falling off a cliff wouldn't make a sound hitting the deck, after all they would just glide away! 

[taysidedragon]

Ladder jokes are a step too far! 

[Rozabikes Tim]

You know what really makes me throw up?

A dartboard on the ceiling.

[Johnny4428]

Decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was just gathering dust!

[Nurse Julie]

I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!

[Athame57]

Decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was just gathering dust!

Did any sucker buy it? 

[Johnny4428]

🤭🤭🤭

[Laverda Dave]

😂😂

[McCabe-Thiele (Ted)]

I still chuckle at Olaf's fringe joke even cleverer when English is not his first language.

I keep randomly shouting Broccoli and Cauliflower.

I think I may have Florets





No offence to anyone who has Touretts.

[Multiman]

I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!

There's a property maintenance man n van in Bristol with a company name proudly on his van "Beaver Maintenance".

And a chippy with " Joseph the Carpenter, Satisfied customers for 2000 years" on his van.

[MCTID]

Right turn Clyde.........I have that bike that Clyde the Orang Utan used to ride !