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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2023, 06:57:19 PM »
That’s awful

Had to go round the roundabout again to catch a piccy of this one in Basingstoke the other day.

There used to be a company down in Hants that was called BJ Champion……… his son now runs it and it’s sadly not funny any more. Think his first name is Dave





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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2023, 09:09:46 PM »
I can't remember the name of the long since defunct bike breaker and motorcycle breakdown recovery/repair shop in Ladbroke Grove London, but their van had the  'motto' you bendum we mendum emblazoned on it!  ;D
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« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2023, 11:03:39 PM »
Found it………


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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2023, 05:45:07 AM »
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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2023, 07:14:45 AM »
Clearly not named after his mother or he’d never have been born.
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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2023, 07:47:23 AM »
I can't remember the name of the long since defunct bike breaker and motorcycle breakdown recovery/repair shop in Ladbroke Grove London, but their van had the  'motto' you bendum we mendum emblazoned on it!  ;D

On that theme, there used to be a vehicle body repairers in Hull and they had the slogan

'We take the dent out of accident'.

When we were in Lancashire there was a company who emptied septic tanks and they had a sign on the back of the truck which read 'There are no stools left in this vehicle overnight'

When Christine was a self employed Chiropodist I wanted her to call the business

'William the corn curer'

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2023, 08:44:33 AM »
 ;D

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« Reply #37 on: October 24, 2023, 08:44:55 AM »
Clearly not named after his mother or he’d never have been born.

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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #38 on: October 24, 2023, 09:57:31 AM »
A few years ago in the Wealdstone area I used to see  the "IMPACT" school of motoring cars driving about town.
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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #39 on: October 24, 2023, 05:31:43 PM »
There was a driving school in Derby in the 1960's run by Brian & Mimi Hazard - the 'Hazard School of Motoring'  as a student I did some weekend part time work as an instructor in dual control Vauxhall Viva (HA). In those days there were no minimum age limits.
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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2023, 05:38:03 PM »
Loving all these Ironic names. There was a dance school here teaching various types of dance and the couple of teachers that ran the school was Mr and Mrs Stiff.
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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2023, 06:01:54 PM »
My ex used to work with a lady called Dianne stuff. Always called herself Die. She got a mention on Harry Hill on the telly as she was an archaeologist


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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2023, 06:46:47 PM »
I learnt to drive in the early 80’s with a driving school called 'The impact school of motoring'. When I signed up for lessons the owner told me he liked motorcyclists learning to drive cars as we tended not to crash them🙂. £4 a lesson weekdays, £4.50 weekends. MK1 Ford Fiesta's. One of my instructors used to give me a free lesson on Sundays if I drove him and his mates to and from the pub where he would smoke some resin!
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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2023, 07:06:21 PM »
Interesting Dave…

My driving instructor (1979, Escort Mkll)
complemented me on my observation and road sense. “You’re not a motorcyclist by any chance are you?”

Had to smile.


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Re: Dad joke
« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2023, 07:35:42 PM »
Out of business now, but sign still there when I went past it  "Jack The Stripper" with big tanks of caustic chemicals for removing paint etc from large furniture and house doors.

Over in Twickenham location, still with a brilliant trade type toolshop there, and bakery with giant sausage rolls  ;D

 

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