« previous next »
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5   Go Down

Author Topic: Dad joke  (Read 23184 times)

Offline Rozabikes Tim

  • SOHC Master
  • Posts: 1250
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #45 on: October 24, 2023, 08:58:05 PM »
Quote from: SteveD CB500K0 on October 24, 2023, 07:06:21 PM
Interesting Dave…

My driving instructor (1979, Escort Mkll)
complemented me on my observation and road sense. “You’re not a motorcyclist by any chance are you?”

Had to smile.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

So true!
Logged
One day I'll have the time to restore it, not just talk and dream....

Offline Multiman

  • SOHC Member
  • Posts: 171
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #46 on: October 24, 2023, 10:52:54 PM »
I used to drive back to uni through Moreton in the Marsh.
On the outskirts of the town on the right side was a scaffolders company sign "Spook Erection".
Sadly I don't think they're there any more.
Logged

Offline Johnny4428

  • SOHC Master
  • Posts: 2334
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #47 on: October 25, 2023, 11:38:55 AM »
Quote from: Multiman on October 24, 2023, 10:52:54 PM
I used to drive back to uni through Moreton in the Marsh.
On the outskirts of the town on the right side was a scaffolders company sign "Spook Erection".
Sadly I don't think they're there any more.

🤣🤣 appropriate this time of year!
Logged
1952 Cymoto on Triumph bicycle.
1961 Matchless G3
1974 Honda CB550K1. Undergoing restoration
1978 Honda CB550K3.
1999 ST1100 Pan European 50th Anniversary.
1975,1980,1984,1986 Honda C90’s
1973 Honda CB750K3
1977 Honda CB550 (almost)

Offline Rozabikes Tim

  • SOHC Master
  • Posts: 1250
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #48 on: October 25, 2023, 11:44:29 AM »
Quote from: Multiman on October 24, 2023, 10:52:54 PM
I used to drive back to uni through Moreton in the Marsh.
On the outskirts of the town on the right side was a scaffolders company sign "Spook Erection".
Sadly I don't think they're there any more.

Nothing worse! ;D
Logged
One day I'll have the time to restore it, not just talk and dream....

Offline new oldun

  • Newbie
  • Posts: 14
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #49 on: October 25, 2023, 09:56:06 PM »
Time for another Dad joke:
I got an email today explaining how to read maps backwards.
It was spam.....
Logged

Offline Laverdaroo

  • SOHC Jedi
  • Posts: 3608
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #50 on: October 26, 2023, 01:12:44 AM »
Blimey


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Logged
Mornings are the invention of the devil!

1977 CB550F (current money pit!!)
2002 VFR800 VTEC (The Beloved)
1977 CB400F (the last money pit!)
1998 Ducati 748\853 conversion(sold :()
1980 ish CB750KZ in a billion bits (need to get rid, anybody want one?))

Offline Oddjob

  • SOHC Jedi
  • Posts: 4296
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #51 on: October 26, 2023, 03:45:26 AM »
When I think about all the sacrifices my mother and father made for me it makes me wish they hadn’t been satanists.
Logged
Kids in a the back seat cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Offline Laverdaroo

  • SOHC Jedi
  • Posts: 3608
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #52 on: October 26, 2023, 09:01:37 AM »



Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Logged
Mornings are the invention of the devil!

1977 CB550F (current money pit!!)
2002 VFR800 VTEC (The Beloved)
1977 CB400F (the last money pit!)
1998 Ducati 748\853 conversion(sold :()
1980 ish CB750KZ in a billion bits (need to get rid, anybody want one?))

Offline new oldun

  • Newbie
  • Posts: 14
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #53 on: November 19, 2023, 01:07:27 PM »
I rode past my old childhood home recently and on a whim, I turned round and knocked on the door. I asked the people who lived there if they wouldn't mind if I had a look at my old bedroom. They said no and shut the front door on me.
Parents can be so cruel sometimes.....
Logged

Offline Matt_Harrington

  • SOHC Pro
  • Posts: 893
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #54 on: November 19, 2023, 01:45:48 PM »
Quote from: new oldun on November 19, 2023, 01:07:27 PM
I rode past my old childhood home recently and on a whim, I turned round and knocked on the door. I asked the people who lived there if they wouldn't mind if I had a look at my old bedroom. They said no and shut the front door on me.
Parents can be so cruel sometimes.....
Ha!
Logged
Matt
___________________________________
CB400F 1976 -  Almost finished
CB400F 1977 - On the road!
Moto Guzzi Le Mans 2 - 1981 (undergoing a spruce up)
CD175 - To be restored
Triumph Speed 400
BMW F800GT

Offline MCTID

  • SOHC Pro
  • Posts: 612
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #55 on: November 19, 2023, 02:05:01 PM »
Learning to drive a car in the 60's my Instructor turned up one day and couldn't stop chuckling to himself. I asked why.......he'd just heard that the Lady who owned the local Female Only Driving School was out with a female pupil and was applying her make up in the vanity mirror when the pupil came to a roundabout and asked which way she should go......."Straight on" said the Instructor....so she did....right over the grass roundabout !
Logged
Now: 2008 CB1300S, CB750K4, 1970 Bonneville. Various other 1960's 650 Triumph T120's/ TR6's/ TR6C's (all in bits...many, many bits unfortunately). Previous: 2007 CB600FA, 1976 CB500 Four. BMW F800ST. GS750E. ZZR1100. CB1300 (2). ZXR1200S. VFR800. CB750 Nighthawk. CX500. XS500 Yam. Suzuki GT500. BSA A10. Various Lambrettas. Zundapp Bella (honest).

Offline Athame57

  • SOHC Master
  • Posts: 1357
    • View Profile
    • SeaWitch Artist
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #56 on: November 19, 2023, 03:54:25 PM »
Found out my girlfriend was a ghost. To be honest, I had my
suspicions the moment she walked through the door!  :o
Logged
I brake for animals!
1978 CB400F2 called Elen.

Offline new oldun

  • Newbie
  • Posts: 14
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #57 on: November 19, 2023, 06:55:04 PM »
A top Dad joke sir!!
Logged

Offline taysidedragon

  • SOHC Master
  • Posts: 1478
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2023, 01:07:56 PM »
My wife didn't believe me when I said that I could build a car out of spaghetti.

Should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
Logged
Gareth

1977 CB400F
1965 T100SS

Offline taysidedragon

  • SOHC Master
  • Posts: 1478
    • View Profile
Re: Dad joke
« Reply #59 on: December 11, 2023, 12:25:22 PM »
Do drivers of electric cars listen to AC/DC, or something more current? 😂
Logged
Gareth

1977 CB400F
1965 T100SS
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5   Go Up
« previous next »
 
SimplePortal 2.3.5 © 2008-2012, SimplePortal