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ka-ja

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the old sailer
« on: August 25, 2013, 07:15:25 PM »
Hi All,
             I thought this one a cracker!

                  An old sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
 
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.
 
He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,  but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'
 
'Three knots?' he  asks.   'What's that supposed to mean?'

She says,  'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back'.

 

Offline hairygit

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Re: the old sailer
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2013, 07:35:31 PM »
Great one, love it! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
If it's got tits or wheels, it's hassle, if it's got both, RUN!!!

Offline Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP)

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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2013, 08:13:43 PM »
A big plus one
Cheers
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Offline mick

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Re: the old sailer
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2013, 08:17:43 AM »
Nice one  ;D

Offline UK Pete

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Re: the old sailer
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2013, 08:21:23 AM »
Its A cracker alright
pete

 

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