I was on a train this morning, in the loo.having a shit, when a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a shit."
![Angry >:(](http://www.sohc.co.uk/Smileys/default/angry.gif)
"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."
![Shocked :o](http://www.sohc.co.uk/Smileys/default/shocked.gif)
"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!"
![Grin ;D](http://www.sohc.co.uk/Smileys/default/grin.gif)