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Ticket Inspector

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hairygit:
I was on a train this morning, in the loo.having a shit, when a voice called out "Can I see your ticket please?"

"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a shit." >:(

"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door." :o

"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are Sweetcorn!" ;D ;D

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