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From the mouths of babes
« on: August 26, 2013, 03:04:02 PM »

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of
meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they
begged their dad for a clue.
The dad said, "Well, it's what mummy calls me sometimes." ???




The little girl screams to her brother, "Don't eat it!
It's an ass hole! ;D ;)
If it's got tits or wheels, it's hassle, if it's got both, RUN!!!

 

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