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What's the point of honesty?

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hairygit:
The other night my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her "Only you, the others kept me awake all night!" That must have pissed her off, as she packed my bags and told me to go. As I walked out of the front door, she screamed "I wish you a slow and painful death you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "So now you want me to stay!" ;D ???

Ewan 500 K1:

--- Quote from: hairygit on September 14, 2013, 04:09:44 PM ---The other night my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her "Only you, the others kept me awake all night!" That must have pissed her off, as she packed my bags and told me to go. As I walked out of the front door, she screamed "I wish you a slow and painful death you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "So now you want me to stay!" ;D ???

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that was my first wife and my second , did you end up with the pair of them ?

Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP):
Bravo

bomber:
That's harsh
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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