Author Topic: a man and his shed  (Read 1457 times)

ka-ja

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a man and his shed
« on: October 05, 2013, 07:10:23 PM »
Fifty "Sheds" Of Grey from the real man's version

We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall.
But in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.

She stood before me, trembling in my shed.
“I’m yours for the night,” she gasped, “You can do whatever you want with me.”
So I took her to Pizza Hut

She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder
until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.

Ever since she read THAT book, I’ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains
and shackles.  She still manages to get into the shed, though.

“Put on this rubber suit and mask,” I instructed, calmly.
“Mmmm, kinky!” she purred.
“Yes,” I said, “You can’t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.”

“I’m a very naughty girl,” she said, biting her lip. “I need to be punished.”
So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.

I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my
concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.

“Are you sure you can take the pain?” she demanded, brandishing stilettos.
“I think so,” I gulped.
“Here we go, then,” she said, and showed me the receipt

“Are you sure you want this?” I asked. “When I’m done, you won’t be able
to sit down for weeks.” She nodded.
“Okay,” I said, putting the three-piece lounge suite on eBay.

“Punish me!” she cried. “Make me suffer like only a real man can!”
“Very well,” I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

 

Offline hairygit

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Re: a man and his shed
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2013, 12:13:41 PM »
Quality! ;D
If it's got tits or wheels, it's hassle, if it's got both, RUN!!!

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Re: a man and his shed
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2013, 07:09:30 PM »
This is going on facebook

Offline Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP)

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Re: a man and his shed
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2013, 07:26:40 PM »
Real cool more or less than do something dirty with me so I picked my nose.
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