A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs, and one night he's doing a show in Basildon.
With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through the dumb blond jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting,
"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.
What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's men like you that keep me from being respected at work, and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general..."
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise and the blonde yells,
"You stay out of this mate I'm talking to the little smart arse on your lap!"
