Vive La France

[MCTID]

This is for Bitsa in sunny Frogland as reading his posts gave me a real good laff (and the replies more so).

How many French Soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
Nobody know's cos its never been done.

Why are the roads in France lined with trees?
So the German Soldiers can march in the shade.

There is a new French Army Knife on the market......in addition to all the usual gadgets found on the Swiss Army Knives, it also has a little white flag.

No offence intended to anyone - especially our French cousins.....who I'm sure have plenty of chuckles at our expense.

[Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP)]

Thanks but have heard them all and more but still makes me chuckle
In my area which is still bloody hot apparently the Krauts were not nice to some of them
Cheers
Bitsa

[Rozabikes Tim]

Great jokes and not wanting to be Mr serious etc.,  but I spent alot of time in Normandy this year working on our cottage.

There have been serious festivities remembering the D day landings all year.  Arromanche and the war graves etc. was all very moving to see. There is obviously alot of respect and gratitude for what the allies did! One of our friends there has an agreed duty to ensure flowers are on 2 soldiers graves she is responsible at all times.

(Wonderful people (unless you are Mr John Lewis!!)

[Cabilao]

good joke,have to add this one with regards to the football worldchampionship.