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ka-ja:
 

"Would you please give your honest opinion about
              solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"



              The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

 

 

              1.. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant..

              2.. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.

              3.. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.

              4.. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
             

              5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.

              6.. In South Africa they didn't know what "please" meant.
             

              7.. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

              8.. In England they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.

hairygit:
Brilliant!:)):)):)):))

Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP):
Fantastic ;D ;D
Cheers
Bitsa

RGP750:
Brilliant, 14 phonecalls during Saturday, and yes did put it down when we heard the Indian accent
except for the last few when i can't repeat what the misses shouted down the phone at them.
It seems to have worked ;)

matthewmosse:
Good tip if you get a call claiming to be from Microsoft, about you computer, say you aint got one of them as you think computers are the work of the devil. They hang up pretty damn fast. Other callers have been treated to me just keeping on saying hello in funny voices. I like to have fun wasting their time once they waste mine answering the phone, normally I leave any international or witheld phone number calls for the answer machine.

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