American army decided to downsize and the decided the best way to calculate payment was to measure the man from one part of his to another and woulds give $10 per inch. First guy in was asked where he wanted to be measured he said from head to toe. He was measured and got his payment Next guy wanted to be measured from finger tip to finger tip with his arms stretched out he got his payment Next Guy in said from the tip of my penis to his testicles The examiner said you wont get much and proceeded to measure him He stopped and said where are your testicles. Vietnam said the soldier.
