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Hot hatches and super models

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Greg65:
After a small event on an orange coloured aeroplane I found this on another forum.

It seems to me that Hot Hatches and supermodels have many things in common after all...

They are high maintenance to keep in prime condition
They are built for speed not comfort
Body filler is required to hide the signs of aging
They perform best on high octane fuels
They can be very temperamental when out of tune
There is always a later model to try to keep up with
Things tend to backfire when they get coked up
Best performances are usually acclaimed when stripped down to the bare minimum

Hope this brings a smile to your day.

Bitsa (Ralph Wright - RIP):
 ;D ;D ;D
Cheers
Bitsa

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