On our local radio station today they were discussing if a dog could really be a mans best friend and invited callers for their view. Well this guy calls in to say that his dog has been everywhere with him and was currently sitting by him in his van, as he had been doing for the last 14 years. He then went on to say that he had said to his wife that the dog was his best mate. Now his wife said that she should be his best mate not the dog. Well, his response was as follows. " If I locked you both in the back of the van for a few hours who would be the most pleased to see me, well?"
Nearly lost my mouthful.
