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Offline captaink

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Eat the Clown
« on: December 21, 2015, 09:39:50 PM »
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the
other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Re: Eat the Clown
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2015, 09:46:11 PM »
 A man woke up in a hospital after a serious
accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my
legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off
your arms!"
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Norton Manx's 1947 & 1956
Norton CS1 1930
Norton International  1934
Norton 16H 1924
Norton Model 18 1929
Norton Commando / Colorado Norton Works
Triumph 1947 GP Replica
Triumph Bonniville 1967
BSA Goldstar Daytona 1956
Harley Duo Glide 1961
The Rickman project
And the CR dick Mann replica project
Sold a few of the Bikes so only got these left
Gt40...Car I know
E type fhc 1964... Car I know


" Greedy I Know

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Re: Eat the Clown
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2015, 06:16:48 AM »
these are getting worse ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Eat the Clown
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2015, 08:57:25 PM »
There's worse to come!!

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother.

"Little Johny showed me his willy today!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut"

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small was it?"

Sally replied, "No...salty
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CR750 Replica
Norton Manx's 1947 & 1956
Norton CS1 1930
Norton International  1934
Norton 16H 1924
Norton Model 18 1929
Norton Commando / Colorado Norton Works
Triumph 1947 GP Replica
Triumph Bonniville 1967
BSA Goldstar Daytona 1956
Harley Duo Glide 1961
The Rickman project
And the CR dick Mann replica project
Sold a few of the Bikes so only got these left
Gt40...Car I know
E type fhc 1964... Car I know


" Greedy I Know

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Re: Eat the Clown
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2015, 09:02:34 PM »
Leave the Christmas crackers alone please.
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