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Offline Nurse Julie

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“The Thermometer”
« on: April 13, 2016, 08:56:51 PM »


Q: What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?

A: “Some asshole has my pen!”
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Re: “The Thermometer”
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2016, 09:12:56 PM »
Could be worse, could have been a daffodil!
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Offline ST1100

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Re: “The Thermometer”
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2016, 09:46:35 PM »
Ouch...  ;D

(I'm positive that there is a series of the 'what did nurse Julie say...' chestnuts...  ;) )
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