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General => Humour => Topic started by: Cappodimonte on May 28, 2023, 07:03:16 AM

Title: Old People
Post by: Cappodimonte on May 28, 2023, 07:03:16 AM: Old man with hearing difficulty goes to his doctor accompanied by his wife.
Doctor says to him ‘ I need a stool sample, urine sample and semen sample’
Old boy says to his wife ‘What did he say ?
She replied ‘Leave him your underpants ‘
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Post by: Laverda Dave on May 28, 2023, 11:19:13 AM: ;D ;D
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Post by: ka-ja on May 28, 2023, 12:31:01 PM: Hope I can last a bit longer!!!!!
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Post by: SteveD CB500K0 on May 28, 2023, 08:16:47 PM: Define “old”.

My mum is 90. That’s old.

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Post by: McCabe-Thiele (Ted) on May 28, 2023, 08:42:31 PM: Old is when you have 2 out of 3 stains as one is N.L.A. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Bryanj on May 28, 2023, 08:49:37 PM: You are either as old as you feel, which makes me 297, or as young as the woman you feel which makes me 46.

Still born in 53 though
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Post by: Johnny4428 on May 28, 2023, 09:26:58 PM: Quote from: McCabe-Thiele (Ted) on May 28, 2023, 08:42:31 PM
Old is when you have 2 out of 3 stains as one is N.L.A. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Athame57 on May 30, 2023, 02:42:51 PM: Old is when you can't throw a leg over your bike anymore!
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Post by: McCabe-Thiele (Ted) on May 30, 2023, 06:08:45 PM: Quote from: Athame57 on May 30, 2023, 02:42:51 PM
Old is when you can't throw a leg over your bike anymore!

That's when you go back to a Scooter so you can step through. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Old People
Post by: Athame57 on June 06, 2023, 09:25:04 PM: Quote from: McCabe-Thiele (Ted) on May 30, 2023, 06:08:45 PM
That's when you go back to a Scooter so you can step through. ;D ;D ;D
I've never been there, I'll never go there, it is like asking a dog to be a cat! :o