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General => Humour => Topic started by: captaink on December 21, 2015, 09:39:50 PM

Title: Eat the Clown
Post by: captaink on December 21, 2015, 09:39:50 PM

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the
other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Title: Re: Eat the Clown
Post by: captaink on December 21, 2015, 09:46:11 PM

 A man woke up in a hospital after a serious
accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my
legs!"

The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off
your arms!"

Title: Re: Eat the Clown
Post by: RGP750 on December 22, 2015, 06:16:48 AM

these are getting worse ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Eat the Clown
Post by: captaink on December 22, 2015, 08:57:25 PM

There's worse to come!!

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother.

"Little Johny showed me his willy today!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut"

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked, "Really small was it?"

Sally replied, "No...salty

Title: Re: Eat the Clown
Post by: mike the bike on December 22, 2015, 09:02:34 PM

Leave the Christmas crackers alone please.