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General => Humour => Topic started by: captaink on December 21, 2015, 10:33:29 PM

Title: The prostitute and Roy
Post by: captaink on December 21, 2015, 10:33:29 PM

Roy, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'
The prostitute replies, 'Well Roy, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ‘What’s that supposed to mean?'
She says, ‘You’re knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

Title: Re: The prostitute and Roy
Post by: royhall on December 21, 2015, 10:45:08 PM

Excuse me, I resemble that remark.

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Title: Re: The prostitute and Roy
Post by: RGP750 on December 22, 2015, 06:15:29 AM

i can't remember ;D ;D