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General => Humour => Topic started by: new oldun on September 28, 2023, 05:55:52 PM
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The distance between the rungs on a ladder has been increased as people are generally getting taller.
It's known as climb it change.
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Hell, that’s terrible
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🤣🤣 Tim Vine springs to mind!
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Brilliant 👍👍👍
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Well that joke reached dizzy heights
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Groan! ;)
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my days of "climbing the ladder" are long gone.
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Climb it change is a tall story, I don't believe it. ;D
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We should all stop now, we've rung the neck of that joke.
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You guys are very punny :D
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I fell off a 30ft extending ladder once, very painful. Lucky for me I was on the bottom rung😏.
I'll get my coat........
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Two elephants fall off a cliff……..baboom
I’m here all week, try the gammon
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Two elephants fall off a cliff……..baboom
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No that a monkey with a red arse surely....
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Right turn Clyde
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still waiting on somebody actualy getting that! ;D
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Needs to be obv for me Roo?
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Well if I said ‘two elephants fall off a cliff… thud, thud’. It wouldn’t work!
Tumbleweed………
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Well if I said ‘two elephants fall off a cliff… thud, thud’. It wouldn’t work!
Tumbleweed………
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It's the Gammon bit Roo.🤔🤔🤔
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how bad do these jokes have to get before a moderator is called in? ;D
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Its a trick! Two elephants falling off a cliff wouldn't make a sound hitting the deck, after all they would just glide away! ;D
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Ladder jokes are a step too far! ;D
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You know what really makes me throw up?
A dartboard on the ceiling. ;D
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Decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was just gathering dust!
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I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
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Decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, it was just gathering dust!
Did any sucker buy it? ;D
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🤭🤭🤭
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😂😂
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I still chuckle at Olaf's fringe joke even cleverer when English is not his first language.
I keep randomly shouting Broccoli and Cauliflower.
I think I may have Florets
No offence to anyone who has Touretts.
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I just watched a documentary about beavers.
It was the best dam show I ever saw!
There's a property maintenance man n van in Bristol with a company name proudly on his van "Beaver Maintenance".
And a chippy with " Joseph the Carpenter, Satisfied customers for 2000 years" on his van.
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Right turn Clyde.........I have that bike that Clyde the Orang Utan used to ride !
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That’s awful
Had to go round the roundabout again to catch a piccy of this one in Basingstoke the other day.
There used to be a company down in Hants that was called BJ Champion……… his son now runs it and it’s sadly not funny any more. Think his first name is Dave
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I can't remember the name of the long since defunct bike breaker and motorcycle breakdown recovery/repair shop in Ladbroke Grove London, but their van had the 'motto' you bendum we mendum emblazoned on it! ;D
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Found it………(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20231023/9c530e2666e01767eff7b332b6737b37.jpg)
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🤣
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Clearly not named after his mother or he’d never have been born.
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I can't remember the name of the long since defunct bike breaker and motorcycle breakdown recovery/repair shop in Ladbroke Grove London, but their van had the 'motto' you bendum we mendum emblazoned on it! ;D
On that theme, there used to be a vehicle body repairers in Hull and they had the slogan
'We take the dent out of accident'.
When we were in Lancashire there was a company who emptied septic tanks and they had a sign on the back of the truck which read 'There are no stools left in this vehicle overnight'
When Christine was a self employed Chiropodist I wanted her to call the business
'William the corn curer'
Ian
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;D
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Clearly not named after his mother or he’d never have been born.
;D
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A few years ago in the Wealdstone area I used to see the "IMPACT" school of motoring cars driving about town.
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There was a driving school in Derby in the 1960's run by Brian & Mimi Hazard - the 'Hazard School of Motoring' as a student I did some weekend part time work as an instructor in dual control Vauxhall Viva (HA). In those days there were no minimum age limits.
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Loving all these Ironic names. There was a dance school here teaching various types of dance and the couple of teachers that ran the school was Mr and Mrs Stiff.
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My ex used to work with a lady called Dianne stuff. Always called herself Die. She got a mention on Harry Hill on the telly as she was an archaeologist
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I learnt to drive in the early 80’s with a driving school called 'The impact school of motoring'. When I signed up for lessons the owner told me he liked motorcyclists learning to drive cars as we tended not to crash them🙂. £4 a lesson weekdays, £4.50 weekends. MK1 Ford Fiesta's. One of my instructors used to give me a free lesson on Sundays if I drove him and his mates to and from the pub where he would smoke some resin!
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Interesting Dave…
My driving instructor (1979, Escort Mkll)
complemented me on my observation and road sense. “You’re not a motorcyclist by any chance are you?”
Had to smile.
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Out of business now, but sign still there when I went past it "Jack The Stripper" with big tanks of caustic chemicals for removing paint etc from large furniture and house doors.
Over in Twickenham location, still with a brilliant trade type toolshop there, and bakery with giant sausage rolls ;D
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Interesting Dave…
My driving instructor (1979, Escort Mkll)
complemented me on my observation and road sense. “You’re not a motorcyclist by any chance are you?”
Had to smile.
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So true!
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I used to drive back to uni through Moreton in the Marsh.
On the outskirts of the town on the right side was a scaffolders company sign "Spook Erection".
Sadly I don't think they're there any more.
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I used to drive back to uni through Moreton in the Marsh.
On the outskirts of the town on the right side was a scaffolders company sign "Spook Erection".
Sadly I don't think they're there any more.
🤣🤣 appropriate this time of year!
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I used to drive back to uni through Moreton in the Marsh.
On the outskirts of the town on the right side was a scaffolders company sign "Spook Erection".
Sadly I don't think they're there any more.
Nothing worse! ;D
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Time for another Dad joke:
I got an email today explaining how to read maps backwards.
It was spam.....
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Blimey
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When I think about all the sacrifices my mother and father made for me it makes me wish they hadn’t been satanists.
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I rode past my old childhood home recently and on a whim, I turned round and knocked on the door. I asked the people who lived there if they wouldn't mind if I had a look at my old bedroom. They said no and shut the front door on me.
Parents can be so cruel sometimes.....
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I rode past my old childhood home recently and on a whim, I turned round and knocked on the door. I asked the people who lived there if they wouldn't mind if I had a look at my old bedroom. They said no and shut the front door on me.
Parents can be so cruel sometimes.....
Ha!
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Learning to drive a car in the 60's my Instructor turned up one day and couldn't stop chuckling to himself. I asked why.......he'd just heard that the Lady who owned the local Female Only Driving School was out with a female pupil and was applying her make up in the vanity mirror when the pupil came to a roundabout and asked which way she should go......."Straight on" said the Instructor....so she did....right over the grass roundabout !
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Found out my girlfriend was a ghost. To be honest, I had my
suspicions the moment she walked through the door! :o
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A top Dad joke sir!!
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My wife didn't believe me when I said that I could build a car out of spaghetti.
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
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Do drivers of electric cars listen to AC/DC, or something more current? 😂
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OHM my god. Thats shocking!
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It’s got potential
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My wife didn't believe me when I said that I could build a car out of spaghetti.
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
I couldn't resist putting that on BoatRaceBook! ;D