Honda-SOHC
General => Humour => Topic started by: ka-ja on December 25, 2016, 07:59:24 PM
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THE MISTRESS
An rich old man and his wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a long
open mouthed kiss and says to him, "I'll see you later".
"Who the hell was that?" says the wife.
"That was my mistress." says the husband.
"I want a divorce!" says the wife, "This is the last straw! I've had enough."
The husband says, "Alright! You'll get your divorce, but just remember this: There will be
no more Winters in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more shopping trips to
Paris, no more Mercedes in the garage, and no more Yacht Club, etc. etc. But the
decision is yours!"
Just then a friend of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on
his arm.
"Who's that woman with your friend?" says the wife.
"That's his mistress", says the husband.
"Ours is much prettier." says the wife.
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Good one.