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General => Humour => Topic started by: SteveW on January 09, 2021, 10:26:17 AM

Title: How very true
Post by: SteveW on January 09, 2021, 10:26:17 AM: Very true indeed
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: ka-ja on January 09, 2021, 10:34:41 AM: great one, along side being british
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Title: Re: How very true
Post by: mike the bike on January 09, 2021, 07:47:12 PM: Quote
2011 Henry Hoover
Theres no such thing as a Henry Hoover. That like saying a Ford Vauxhall.
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: SteveW on January 09, 2021, 08:19:48 PM: Quote from: mike the bike on January 09, 2021, 07:47:12 PM
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2011 Henry Hoover
Theres no such thing as a Henry Hoover. That like saying a Ford Vauxhall.

He has issues, he identifies as a Hoover for some reason.
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: Athame57 on January 09, 2021, 08:56:25 PM: Quote from: ka-ja on January 09, 2021, 10:34:41 AM
great one, along side being british

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Ka-ja
I do beg to differ, I do ride a Japanese motorcycle, most of the world does too. I am tee total, I can't stand garlic and that kicks curry out of the door, I love British cuisine and I love American Squirrels even if most of us on here do not. My whole surviving family live in Germany and they call me the 'Inselaffe' lol, I'm proud of that one! I havn't got a TV or smartphone, or a Spanish holiday home, I'd love a beach hut on the Thames estuary though, most of my furniture is British or at least made here. OK...is being British being a monkey on a CB400f2? ;D
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: Bryanj on January 09, 2021, 09:10:06 PM: OK,

I am NOT British I am ENGLISH no matter what my surname is.

The family has 2 Japanese 4 wheelers and i havea few Japanese bike because they are reliable, even if the 18 yr old Mitsi has just had its first gremlin!

I eat Chinese cos it tastes good (without chilies)and have more respect for my anus than to introduce burning spices.

If that makes me a grumpy old fart so be it
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: Athame57 on January 09, 2021, 09:15:17 PM: Quote from: Bryanj on January 09, 2021, 09:10:06 PM
OK,

I am NOT British I am ENGLISH no matter what my surname is.

The family has 2 Japanese 4 wheelers and i havea few Japanese bike because they are reliable, even if the 18 yr old Mitsi has just had its first gremlin!

I eat Chinese cos it tastes good (without chilies)and have more respect for my anus than to introduce burning spices.

If that makes me a grumpy old fart so be it

My mate thought his Chinese takeaway was the dogs bollocks....little did he know it was! ;D
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: adespin on January 09, 2021, 11:56:48 PM: Quote from: Bryanj on January 09, 2021, 09:10:06 PM
OK,

I am NOT British I am ENGLISH no matter what my surname is.

The family has 2 Japanese 4 wheelers and i havea few Japanese bike because they are reliable, even if the 18 yr old Mitsi has just had its first gremlin!

I eat Chinese cos it tastes good (without chilies)and have more respect for my anus than to introduce burning spices.

If that makes me a grumpy old fart so be it

Ok you grumpy old fart ;D what is your surname ?
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: Athame57 on January 10, 2021, 12:13:05 AM: Quote
Ok you grumpy old fart ;D what is your surname ?
RIX ....like a footballer, top knob judge and a comedian ;D ...oh I see...you meant a different grumpy old fart! :o
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: Bryanj on January 10, 2021, 01:07:46 AM: Jones
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: SteveD CB500K0 on January 10, 2021, 08:03:52 AM: Not the only famous Jones of the moment.

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Just been listening to the title track on the Radcliffe and Maconie show.

As a 15 year old, that had a similar effect on me as my first ride on a mate’s 500/4

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Title: Re: How very true
Post by: K2-K6 on January 10, 2021, 09:33:42 AM: And of course Terry Jones

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A huge influence in humour.
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: ka-ja on January 10, 2021, 10:00:57 AM: Although my post does not apply to anyone on here (My car is a Ford, I have a holiday retreat built near Hull situated on the East coast, I love roast beef and a pint of bitter and like to be called an Englishman), the post probably applies to 60% or more of this countries occupants. I also fall into the Grumpy Old Git section of society with tee-shirts to prove it, but I am proud of my country.
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: Rozabikes Tim on January 10, 2021, 10:35:03 AM: Quote from: K2-K6 on January 10, 2021, 09:33:42 AM
And of course Terry Jones

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A huge influence in humour.
He's a very naughty boy!
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: adespin on January 10, 2021, 12:54:44 PM: Quote from: Bryanj on January 10, 2021, 01:07:46 AM
Jones

You must have a bit of Welsh in you. ;)
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: Bryanj on January 10, 2021, 03:36:18 PM: nope, cumberland and neither daddy nor granddaddy had a bike (egremont to be precise)
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: Athame57 on January 10, 2021, 04:21:39 PM: Quote from: Bryanj on January 10, 2021, 01:07:46 AM
Jones
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Indiana Jones! ;D
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: Tomb on January 11, 2021, 12:30:50 PM: Quote from: Bryanj on January 10, 2021, 03:36:18 PM
cumberland (egremont to be precise)

Bloody 'ell! a Marra
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: SteveD CB500K0 on January 11, 2021, 12:36:39 PM: Had to Google that

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Title: Re: How very true
Post by: adespin on January 11, 2021, 01:02:00 PM: Quote from: Tomb on January 11, 2021, 12:30:50 PM
Quote from: Bryanj on January 10, 2021, 03:36:18 PM
cumberland (egremont to be precise)

Bloody 'ell! a Marra

That had me scratching my head !! similar to the Welsh valleys term of butt or butty (buddy)
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: ka-ja on January 12, 2021, 09:43:05 AM: Around our way, a "butty" is a sandwich
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: SteveD CB500K0 on January 12, 2021, 10:29:13 AM: But only when paired with "bacon" or "chip"
Title: Re: How very true
Post by: adespin on January 12, 2021, 02:25:46 PM: Quote from: ka-ja on January 12, 2021, 09:43:05 AM
Around our way, a "butty" is a sandwich

I just knew somebody would say that ::)