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« on: April 15, 2020, 04:01:29 PM »
Found in one of my carrier bags.
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« on: March 13, 2020, 09:46:44 AM »
Found in my archives-enjoy
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« on: September 16, 2019, 08:35:57 AM »
How come a Google web search for SOHC-uk only comes up with the manuals drop box?
Also, had to log in several times this morning, kept informing me I was timed out while posting?
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« on: July 11, 2019, 12:14:42 PM »
Hi All,
Barton upon Humber bike night (the biggest in the UK?) has been changed from Wednesday to Saturday and is on this week 13th July, starting at 4pm, several thousand bikes of all types, trade stands or Hog Roasts, whatever turns you on, and only the main road through and bus routes open, the town area is closed to traffic, come and experience the atmosphere.
I am about 10 minutes walk from town centre.
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« on: October 27, 2018, 08:22:18 PM »
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« on: December 25, 2016, 07:59:24 PM »
THE MISTRESS
An rich old man and his wife are having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an
absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a long
open mouthed kiss and says to him, "I'll see you later".
"Who the hell was that?" says the wife.
"That was my mistress." says the husband.
"I want a divorce!" says the wife, "This is the last straw! I've had enough."
The husband says, "Alright! You'll get your divorce, but just remember this: There will be
no more Winters in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more shopping trips to
Paris, no more Mercedes in the garage, and no more Yacht Club, etc. etc. But the
decision is yours!"
Just then a friend of the husband enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on
his arm.
"Who's that woman with your friend?" says the wife.
"That's his mistress", says the husband.
"Ours is much prettier." says the wife.
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« on: December 25, 2016, 07:34:54 PM »
MURPHY'S LESSER KNOWN LAWS
1.. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from Queensland would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, try to get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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« on: March 05, 2016, 07:45:51 PM »
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« on: August 28, 2015, 04:28:38 PM »
Couldn't resist copying this one
A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an immigrant claimant outside the Social Security Offices.
'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told to grant you three wishes, since you’ve just arrived in England with your wife and seven children.'
The man told the fairy: 'Well, in Muslimstan where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them.'
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and --PING!!! He had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!
'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two, more wishes, to go'.
The refugee claimant now got bolder.
'I need a big house with a three car garage in Birmingham with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my refugee relatives who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over here.
PING! - In the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ, and a sparkling swimming pool and a BMW, full of his nephews playing their music.
'One, more wish, left for you', said the fairy, waving her wand.
I want to be English with English clothes instead of rags, and shawl and I want to have white skin like the English.'
PING! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out jeans from ASDA, a dirty Primark T-shirt and a greasy baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.
'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is my new house? Where’s my Visa Gold Card?'
The fairy said 'Tough luck. Now that you are English, you're entitled to sweet #$%$ all like the rest of us”.
And she disappeared
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« on: July 15, 2015, 07:33:36 PM »
Hi,
Any out there know of the where-abouts of any piston rings that would fit the old (458cc) yoshimura pistons, I have compression readings of 140,125,125,142 psi 1 to 4 cyls. and the two low ones come up to 145psi after oiling the bores, it seems to affect the centre two pots carburation!
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« on: July 12, 2015, 04:41:24 PM »
Hi,
Anyone noticed that cruzin image seems to be withdrawing from ebay-uk, a lot of their stuff is not despatched to the UK, but still in full swing in US of A
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« on: June 17, 2015, 07:49:35 PM »
I leave everything I own to my wife, on condition that she re-marries immediately, that way , at least one man will regret my passing.
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« on: January 20, 2015, 08:02:22 PM »
Hi All,
Priest's Retirement Speech
A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.
The leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner..
However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:
He commenced with: “Thank Goodness we Catholics have a wonderful sense of humour!” “I got my first impression of this parish from the very first confession I ever heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents; embezzled from his employer; had an affair with his boss’s wife; had sex with his boss’s 17 year old daughter on numerous occasions, taken illegal drugs; had several homosexual affairs; was arrested several times for public nudity and gave VD to his sister.
I was appalled that one person could do so many awful things. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.”
Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk:
“I’ll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived,” said the politician. “In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession.”
Moral: Never, Never, Never Be Late
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« on: January 20, 2015, 07:58:10 PM »
Hi All----Enjoy
1.. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone from Queensland would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, try to get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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