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General => Humour => Topic started by: Moorey on October 14, 2018, 05:57:10 PM

Title: Chinese meal
Post by: Moorey on October 14, 2018, 05:57:10 PM
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the “Chicken Surprise”... the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

“Good grief, did you see that?” she asks her husband. He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

“Please sir,” says the waiter, “what you order?”

The husband replies, “Chicken Surprise”.

“Ah! So solly,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck by mistake.
Title: Re: Chinese meal
Post by: paul G on October 14, 2018, 06:37:01 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Johnwebley on October 14, 2018, 07:47:22 PM
Lafffffffssssss!!!!!!!
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Post by: mike the bike on October 15, 2018, 08:04:28 PM
Isn't it called Beijing Duck nowadays?
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Post by: Athame57 on October 16, 2018, 02:35:33 AM
“Ah! So solly,” says the waiter, “I bring you Peeking Duck by mistake.
That's just fowl! :o
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Post by: SumpMagnet on October 27, 2018, 09:09:12 PM
these jokes quack me up.....
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