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General => Humour => Topic started by: Moorey on October 25, 2018, 11:50:20 AM

Title: Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
Post by: Moorey on October 25, 2018, 11:50:20 AM: 8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 The transgender ma..wom...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.
8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended
8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 TV news crew shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, 'Snowballs' and am now called a sexist.
9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken by social services.
9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

Moral: There is no moral to this story... It's just the world we are living in
Title: Re: Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
Post by: hairygit on October 25, 2018, 11:53:58 AM: Brilliant, sums up todays insanity of the world to a "T" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
Post by: taysidedragon on October 25, 2018, 05:53:25 PM: Quote from: hairygit on October 25, 2018, 11:53:58 AM
Brilliant, sums up todays insanity of the world to a "T" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Exactly 😁 Can't have any fun any more. Comedians will all be banned next! 😣
Title: Re: Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
Post by: Nurse Julie on October 25, 2018, 06:12:41 PM: Brilliant....unfortunately, when the sun comes out, all the groups identified in this tale will not melt and go down the drain like the snowman will.
Title: Re: Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
Post by: Bryanj on October 25, 2018, 07:33:03 PM: Now now Julie it's a SnowPERSON!!!
Title: Re: Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
Post by: Athame57 on October 25, 2018, 09:35:23 PM: In 1968/9 I got CANED for putting a willy on the snowman in the playground!
Title: Re: Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
Post by: philward on October 25, 2018, 10:41:41 PM: CANED! Get a claim in - you've been abused!
Title: Re: Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
Post by: philward on October 25, 2018, 10:46:24 PM: Just took me back to about 1967 - I got caned (2 strokes across hand) for answering the question in a gardening class - 'does anybody's mum grow bulbs' - only light bulbs sir - 'go and get the cane Ward'. Scared me for life .....NOT!
Title: Re: Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
Post by: royhall on October 26, 2018, 07:51:37 AM: Quote from: Athame57 on October 25, 2018, 09:35:23 PM
In 1968/9 I got CANED for putting a willy on the snowman in the playground!
At least you weren't putting a willy up the snowman.
Title: Re: Its Been Snowing Last Night----So
Post by: Menno on October 26, 2018, 01:38:07 PM: Seems kinda crowded where you live...
Here - in the middle of nowhere - I only got one comment from the mailman (around 11:30) 'nice snow woman'.
(two years ago.)