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General => Humour => Topic started by: paul G on April 01, 2021, 12:43:00 PM
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BBQ RULES:
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women
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😂😂😂 So true!
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;D ;D ;D ;D
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I'm saying nothing.
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Unless the inevitable argument is included in one of the earlier stages, I'm guessing it's (13), - particularly because the beer has been flowing the longest by this stage.
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I'm saying nothing.
I take it you have been there and done it ;)
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Nah, I'm not like that. I don't see the need for salad and plates and all that extra frippery though. Meat comes off the barbie, straight into a bun. Extra onion and mushrooms that I've cooked earlier to fill out the bun a bit. Add your own sauce to taste. Straight into the mouths with no need for plates. Job done.