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General => Humour => Topic started by: captaink on December 18, 2015, 06:53:30 PM

Title: The Mormon and the Irishman
Post by: captaink on December 18, 2015, 06:53:30 PM

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London
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After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice !"

Title: Re: The Mormon and the Irishman
Post by: hairygit on December 18, 2015, 07:31:07 PM

Great stuff, was the Mormon remembering Joyce McKinney?

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Title: Re: The Mormon and the Irishman
Post by: MCTID on December 19, 2015, 11:42:28 AM

I was on a flight years ago with a Catholic Priest sitting next to me in the window seat......when the Stewardess asked if we would like an alcoholic drink, I ordered a whisky but the Priest declined saying 'It's a bit too close to Head Office'.