Honda-SOHC
General => Humour => Topic started by: Nurse Julie on June 12, 2016, 01:27:29 PM
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A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth, A beautiful nurse walks in to check up on him,
"Nurse,"he mumbles from behind his oxygen mask,
"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,"I don't know, im only here to sit you up or help you roll over."
Struggling,he again asks,"are my testicles black?"
Young nurse replies,"I don't know, im not a doctor I cant check that."
he again asks,"are my testicles black, I know you can check?"
Finally she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand,and holds his testicles in the other,"There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,
"That was nice,but are my test results back"
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You dirty little nurse you ;D
Talking from past experiance are we. ;)
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Quite possibly Mick ;D ;D ;D
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A nurse reaches for her pen and pulls out a rectal thermometer from her uniform. "Bloody hell" she says, " some asshole's got my pen".
Cheers all.
Greg
Oops. Seems like my medical friend goes to the same school as Julie. It looks like I've repeated a joke, but it was worth repeating. :)
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A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth, A beautiful nurse walks in to check up on him,
"Nurse,"he mumbles from behind his oxygen mask,
"Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,"I don't know, im only here to sit you up or help you roll over."
Struggling,he again asks,"are my testicles black?"
Young nurse replies,"I don't know, im not a doctor I cant check that."
he again asks,"are my testicles black, I know you can check?"
Finally she raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand,and holds his testicles in the other,"There's nothing wrong with them!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies,
"That was nice,but are my test results back"
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