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General => Humour => Topic started by: hairygit on October 12, 2020, 07:52:03 PM

Title: Toilet rolls anyone?
Post by: hairygit on October 12, 2020, 07:52:03 PM
SHAME ABOUT THE TOILET ROLLS!!!

To try and get shoppers to return, a local supermarket has introduced a number of new initiatives to make the customers' shopping experience more enjoyable, despite having to wear a face-mask.

On entering, the smell of freshly-baked bread awakens your senses as soon as you step into the store and when you reach the milk aisle, you hear the sound of cows mooing gently in the background, along with the scent of freshly-mowed grass.

When you reach the fruit and vegetable rows, the smell of freshly-squeezed orange juice is followed by a cooling mist, giving the impression that the produce has been freshly picked.

In the meat section, there is the aroma of charcoal-grilled steak, along with fried onions; and when you reach the egg shelves, you hear chickens clucking and cackling, like they are having a party.

However, I've decided to get my toilet rolls elsewhere!!!


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Title: Re: Toilet rolls anyone?
Post by: allankelly1 on October 12, 2020, 08:24:57 PM
Maybe this was on offer

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Title: Re: Toilet rolls anyone?
Post by: SumpMagnet on October 12, 2020, 08:38:28 PM
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Title: Re: Toilet rolls anyone?
Post by: Athame57 on October 12, 2020, 10:29:42 PM
Who needs bog roll? The most organic bog on earth!
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