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General => Humour => Topic started by: Moorey on June 01, 2020, 07:53:05 PM

Title: The American Way
Post by: Moorey on June 01, 2020, 07:53:05 PM
A Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small .22 cal Beretta Pistol:

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.

What's the smallest calibre that you would trust to protect yourself?

Here's her story in her own words:



"While walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in the Villages discussing a property settlement with my soon-to-be ex-husband, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water.

It began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive.

If I had not had my little Beretta .22 calibre pistol with me, I would not be here today!

Just one shot to my estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

The amount I saved in lawyer's fees was really incredible and his life insurance was also a big bonus!``
Title: Re: The American Way
Post by: mike the bike on June 02, 2020, 10:26:18 AM
Haha, I didn't see that coming.
Title: Re: The American Way
Post by: paul G on June 02, 2020, 12:36:21 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: The American Way
Post by: Nurse Julie on June 02, 2020, 01:39:47 PM
Love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: The American Way
Post by: Greg65 on June 05, 2020, 11:00:31 AM
Americans.....

I was in a hotel in Paris at breakfast a year or two ago with all Europeans dressed to impress, when in walks an American. You can spot them a mile off, jeans and T shirt!  Anyway once he’s done the first buffet explore he sits and I get a view of his T shirt. 12 various hand gun images printed on the front, good old subtle red neck. On second view I see some writing below the images, Embrace Diversity. Ok some have a sense of humour.
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